Trapped in TV Guide all weekend long

Hey kids. Just got back from Vegas. Pulled my first all nighter ever. Seriously. I made it through college without staying up all night, and it takes me 30 years to accomplish the feat. I guess it helps when you're catching cards at the black jack table and 5 hours feels like 20 minutes. Well if you can, please tune into the TV Guide channel this weekend. We're doing a spoof of the Bachelor, and I'm playing yours truly. Check your local listings but here are the pacific times:

Friday 8 and 11PM
Saturday 12 and 6PM