What happened to Chris?
O.K.-
First of all let me apologize for not updating my blog. I'll blame my absence on the holidays, like everyone else seems to do. The holidays, well you know what I mean. I love the way people use this excuse for shitty behavior. "Go easy on uncle Frank. The holidays are always hard on him." Like Frank's not an alcoholic wife beating womanizer the rest of the year? It's like people cash in on a season pass to be pricks. I'm digressing. Let's be honest here. I've been a bad self-promoter. But that's all about to change. Becuase I'm making resolutions. So 2006, let's see, aside from committing to working out more than once a month I will also be updating my website every other week. I think that's reasonable. So what have I been up to? Quitting smoking for one. I decided it was time when I got back from NYC in November. So far, only one relapse. I went out on a Marlboro Light. It wasn't even a 100. It made me cough, and brought back memories of my first childhood cig. Those were the good old days. Playing pinball at the Circle K, in Boise Idaho. One ciggarette. I'll take it. I will admit I took a step back from my social life to avoid the familiar smoking situations. This has meant a decrease in gigging but an increase in writing. I'll take it. I've got a showcase in March,(I'll post the date later this week) So, now it's time to bear down and somehow make all my blue material "industry friendly." That means no hate, gay, racist, pornographic, ageist, pedophile, or transvestite/sexist material. Basically 99 percent of my act. I can't wait to bomb. Does anyone know a polite way to say "Good luck, Droppin mookie sticks out of your meat curtains honey?" What else? I've been working on a show called Overhaulin. I'll be sure to post the air dates if I ever get them. That's all for now. Good luck in 2006 everybody!
First of all let me apologize for not updating my blog. I'll blame my absence on the holidays, like everyone else seems to do. The holidays, well you know what I mean. I love the way people use this excuse for shitty behavior. "Go easy on uncle Frank. The holidays are always hard on him." Like Frank's not an alcoholic wife beating womanizer the rest of the year? It's like people cash in on a season pass to be pricks. I'm digressing. Let's be honest here. I've been a bad self-promoter. But that's all about to change. Becuase I'm making resolutions. So 2006, let's see, aside from committing to working out more than once a month I will also be updating my website every other week. I think that's reasonable. So what have I been up to? Quitting smoking for one. I decided it was time when I got back from NYC in November. So far, only one relapse. I went out on a Marlboro Light. It wasn't even a 100. It made me cough, and brought back memories of my first childhood cig. Those were the good old days. Playing pinball at the Circle K, in Boise Idaho. One ciggarette. I'll take it. I will admit I took a step back from my social life to avoid the familiar smoking situations. This has meant a decrease in gigging but an increase in writing. I'll take it. I've got a showcase in March,(I'll post the date later this week) So, now it's time to bear down and somehow make all my blue material "industry friendly." That means no hate, gay, racist, pornographic, ageist, pedophile, or transvestite/sexist material. Basically 99 percent of my act. I can't wait to bomb. Does anyone know a polite way to say "Good luck, Droppin mookie sticks out of your meat curtains honey?" What else? I've been working on a show called Overhaulin. I'll be sure to post the air dates if I ever get them. That's all for now. Good luck in 2006 everybody!
